Tintu Mon Jokes

                                          

Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!

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Tintu: Im sleep with dad last night

Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night

Tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?

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Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu

vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??

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Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol

Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni”

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Teacher: Namukku motta tharunnaethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:“Physics miss English miss Maths miss

Social miss!!”

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Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA.

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Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”

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Tintumon went to his Dad’s Friend’s home late night.
Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby’s room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The girl replied,”I am Baby and You??”
Tintumon : I am a Stupid!!! :p

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 Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa

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Tintumonodu Dundumol: Njan marichal Tintu enthu cheyyum?
Tintumon: Njanum marikkum…
Dundumol: athentha, Tintuvinu njan illathe jeevikkan kazhiyille???
Tintumon: athalledee orupadu santhoshichal heart attack varumenna doctor paranjittullath…

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Father watching F.TV.Suddenly tintumon came,
Father : paavappetta kuttikala, dress vaangan polum kashillathavara..
Tintumon : Ithilum paavappettavar vannaal vilikkane acha.!!

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Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..
Dad: Wat do u mean by ’small’ PTA meeting ?
Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!!

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 Nashtappedaam, Pakshe
Pranayikkathe irikkaruth.” -KamalaSuraya
“pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth ”
-Prof.Tintumon

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Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !

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Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?

Tintu mon: jana gana mana…

Teacher:athentha angane?

Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!

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 English Teacher: “One cute young girl walking on the road”
change this into an exclamatory sentence
Tintumon :”Aliya !!! oru charakk ponnada..!!!”

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Achan : tintumone ninne njan pallilachanakkamennu nernittundu
Tintu: ayyo acha, njanente mone pallilachanakkan nernnupoyi

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tintu bathroomil olinchu nokkunnad achan kandu

achan : yenthada nokkunnad
tintu : mindalle nammude soap velakkari thekkunnundo yenn nokkuva!!

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Bus-il oral: “ithente seat aanu, njaan oru towel evide ittirunnu..”
Tintumon: “Enkil oru double mundu businte mukalil ittal bus ninte akumallo.”

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 Tintumon’s First Interview
Interviewer: “Tell me opposite words.. COOL”
Tintumon: “Hot”
Interviewer: Girl
Tintumon: “Boy”
Int: ” India ”
Tintu: ” Pakistan ”
Int: “Good Keep it up”
Tintumon: “Bad Put it down”
Int: “Stop It”
Tintumon: “Start that”
Int: “Idiot Get Out”
Tintumon: “Clever Come in”
Int: “Oh my God”
Tintumon: “Oh your devil”
Int: “I rejected You”
Tintumon: “You appointed Me”

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Tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
Tintumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…

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 Tintumon in medical shop:

Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.

Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?

Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…

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 Keeriya Kudayumai Pokuna Tintumonodu Achan:Engotada ee keeriya kudayumai?
Tintu:Thrisur purathinu pova, avide kudamattamund. kuda mattikittumo ennu nokkatte..

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 Classil ninnu vanna Tintumon ammayodu: Amme, teacher paranju oraale pole 7 per untavumennu. Appol ennepole 7 per kaanumo ?

Amma: ninte achante swabhavam anusarichu kuranjathu 10 perenkilum kaanumeda......!!!!!!

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 Achan: njan innale vazhakku paranjappol nee engottu poyi?
Tintumon: Toilet kazhukan......
Achan: vishamam theerkkan aano????
Tintumon: Alla... njan achante toothbrush vechanu toilet kazhukiyathu...

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 Achan:Ninte Result Vannoda?
Tintumon:"Head Mastarude Mon Thootu
Achan : Neeyo
Tintu Mon: "Doctorude Monum Thootu
Achan: Ninte Kaaryama Njan Chodichadu
Tintumon: Jilla Collecterude Monum Thoootu
Achan: Edaaaaaa Njan Avarude Karyamalla Ninte Karyama Chodichadu
Tintumon: Njan Maatharam Jayikan Thaanaara American Presidendo ?

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 Nayantara: Tamililekkulla ente varavu pettennayirunnu.

Tintumon: Adaayirikkum vendathra thuniyyudukkan pattadirunnad..alle??

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Ulsava thirakkil bharyamare kanathaya tintumonm,ikrumonum kandu muttunnu.
Tintu: ninte bharya kanaan engane?
Ikru: veluthu melinju,chuvanna chundum,nunakkuzhi kavilum, okke ulla oru sundary.aate ninte bharya engane?
Tintumon: entethu pote namuk nintethu nokam...

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Tintumon: Ini orikkalum mazha peyyumbol IDI undaavilla!
Frnd:Athenthada?
Tintu: Patrathil Vaartha undayirunnu
'IDI' minnaletu marichennu!!

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Appoppan : Ayyo Mone ninte teacher varunnund. poyi olichirunno
Tintumon : adyam appoppan olichirunnoo
Appoppan : Athenthina
Tintumon ningal marichu enn paranjanu njan kazhinga randazhcha leave eduthath

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Teacher: " Annante purathu Sreeraman thalodiyappol aanu 3 paadukal undayathu...

Tintumon: Appol.. Sitayude purathu enthayirikkum stithi???

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Beggar: "Ammaa thaye, picha thayo! Enikku samsaarikkaan kazhiyilla... oru oouma aane"

Tintumon: "Adutha veettil poyi chodikk.. enikku chevi kelkilla..!!"

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Group foto eduppichathinu shesham athu vangan pillere nirbandikunna teacher,
"de nokk, ithinte gunam valuthakumbol ayirikum. Annu ningal parayum, de ithanu gopu-ippol enginr aanu, ithu manu-ippo avan doctora.. "
Appol back benchil irikkunna tintumon
"ithanu teacher,muttan piece aayirunu,thalla thattipoyi!!"

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 Appooppan : "mone vandi kayaran evide nilkanam"

Tintumon : "aa roadinte nadukkottu ninna mathi, vandi thanne kerikkolum"

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Teacher: "November 14 Children's Day aayathu enthukondu??"

Tintumon: "February 14 Valentine's Day kazhinju 10 maasam thikayunnathu kondu!!"

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Tintu:Dad ,I found a wife for me

Dad:Gud ! who is she?

Tintu:Grandma

Dad:Eda athente ammayalle ?

Tintu:Appol thanikkentte ammaye kettammalle ?

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 Malayalam Classil Teacher: Paathira Mazhayath Paattu padiyathara?

Tintu: Hamza

Teacher: Hamzayo ?

Tintu: Kettittille Pathira mazhayetho HAMZA geetham paadi...
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Tintumon:”Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?”

Teacher:”Orikkalumilla.”

Tintumon:”Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”
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 Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan
‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”
Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,
iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?

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Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam.
” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”
Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.

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Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher
teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?
tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.

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Thooki kollan vidikkappetta Tintumonode Judge.......

Judge : Avasanamayi enthengilum aagraham undo ?

Tintumon : Sir , Avasanamayi enikke "Neela kurinji " pookunathe onnu kananam......... 

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  Teacher to tintumon:

  YELLOW VECH ORU PATTU PADU..

                   

 Tintumon:kaliveet urangi YELLOW.. Kalivak urangi YELLOW..

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 Friend:Loverinte Aniyathi Namukku Missed Call Adichal Ninte Hridayam Enthu Parayum? ? ? ? ? Tintu:”Mone Manassil Matttoru Laddu Potti”

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Lady: Entha mon nadurodil vachu pothipathram thurannu nokkunnath ?

Tintu : Njan schoolil povukayano atho thirichu povukayano ennu nokkiyatha.

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Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?

Tintumon: Dineshan 

Teacher :Dineshan ? Who taught you this nonsense ?

Tintumon : Social science teacher

Teacher: What did she say ?

Tintu : She used to say that Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan